Big Food’s Twelve Days of Christmas

Big Food's 12 Days Of Christmas

Big Food’s Twelve Days of Christmas
lyrics adapted by Bruce Bradley

On the first day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
a pizza as a veggie!

On the second day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!

On the third day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Six Scientists flavoring,
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Seven cereals sugar-bombing,
Six Scientists flavoring,
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Eight chicken farms abusing,
Seven cereals sugar-bombing,
Six Scientists flavoring,
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Nine Geneticists altering,
Eight chicken farms abusing,
Seven cereals sugar-bombing,
Six Scientists flavoring,
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Ten Lawmakers ag-gagging,
Nine Geneticists altering,
Eight chicken farms abusing,
Seven cereals sugar-bombing,
Six Scientists flavoring,
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Eleven Admen a-lying,
Ten Lawmakers ag-gagging,
Nine Geneticists altering,
Eight chicken farms abusing,
Seven cereals sugar-bombing,
Six Scientists flavoring,
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Twelve Lobbyists lobbying,
Eleven Admen a-lying,
Ten Lawmakers ag-gagging,
Nine Geneticists altering,
Eight chicken farms abusing,
Seven cereals sugar-bombing,
Six Scientists flavoring,
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!

To read the post behind the song, click here.

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