Big Food’s Twelve Days of Christmas
lyrics adapted by Bruce Bradley
On the first day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
a pizza as a veggie!
On the second day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!
On the third day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Six Scientists flavoring,
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Seven cereals sugar-bombing,
Six Scientists flavoring,
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Eight chicken farms abusing,
Seven cereals sugar-bombing,
Six Scientists flavoring,
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Nine Geneticists altering,
Eight chicken farms abusing,
Seven cereals sugar-bombing,
Six Scientists flavoring,
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Ten Lawmakers ag-gagging,
Nine Geneticists altering,
Eight chicken farms abusing,
Seven cereals sugar-bombing,
Six Scientists flavoring,
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Eleven Admen a-lying,
Ten Lawmakers ag-gagging,
Nine Geneticists altering,
Eight chicken farms abusing,
Seven cereals sugar-bombing,
Six Scientists flavoring,
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Big Food gave to us
Twelve Lobbyists lobbying,
Eleven Admen a-lying,
Ten Lawmakers ag-gagging,
Nine Geneticists altering,
Eight chicken farms abusing,
Seven cereals sugar-bombing,
Six Scientists flavoring,
FIVE Happy Meals …
Four “fruit” snacks,
Three recalled burgers,
Two tainted turkeys,
and a pizza as a veggie!
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